Today someone handed me a yearbook to sign and I didn’t know whose it was so I just signed…
“Have a great summer -Buffy Summers”
Here’s a secret not many people know. I want to be an astronaut. It’s my childhood dream.
Something else I found out, I’m actually qualified, to...
I just knocked everything off my dresser and said fuck you, imma cat to Frank. I need a nap.
not-your-typical-indian asked: Call yourself whatever you want, bro, you're a hero in my book. Don't sell yourself short. A badass combat veteran who went on to be a teacher? You got the utmost respect from me, man. Hell, I tell my family and friends about you haha.
Takes a brown man to make another brown man blush.
Just remember: she's only skinny because she does a lot of coke.
And she’s stupid because she’s a product of a failed abortion.