February 2012
39 posts
Finally found out who my Anon hater was.
Dude, you are truly pathetic.
Some fucking war hero you are, when you don’t even have the balls to say something to my face.
If Anonymous is the only place you can be brave, I feel truly sorry for the Marines with whom you deployed.
What a sad little life you must lead.
owlsparadise asked: I miss your photossssssssssssssss :)
shutupjustin-deactivated2012081 asked: You're fucking awesome. Thank you for being awesome.
“Wake turbulence is maximized by aircraft that are big, heavy, slow, and dirty....”
– US Navy Instructor (via flightschoolconfidential)
January 2012
57 posts
“The hero in question is Virginia senator Janet Howell. The Democrat wasn’t happy...”
– Brilliant State Senator Attaches Rectal Exam to Anti-Abortion Bill (via alexleo)
I would like to know why so many people marry people they’re ashamed of.
It seems to me that if you’re willing to marry a person, that person should make you feel proud and you should want the world to know, right? This is the person you want to spend the rest of your life with and possibly procreate with, shouldn’t you want to shout it from the rooftops?
I keep meeting Marines...
“If relationships were rational, you’d have been over Sir Lies-A-Lot a long...”
– Sometimes the truth is humorous.
Semper Fi: Marine Girlfriend Status: Stephanies... →
awesomestweirdo:
This is the most redic. thing I have ever seen in my life. No offense to the person I re-blogged it from. Here it is, EDITED
1.) If she wasn’t emotional before, that is all about to change.
This one is whatever, I guess it’s semi emotional 2.) You getting a higher rank could just mean an automatic free lay.
WTF LOL OMG. Is that like getting a promotion at work?? I don’t...
For a second there
I forgot what it was like to be treated like a lady.
And now back to the grind, then off to Afghanistan where I get to be a dude for 6 months.
The countdown is on days now.
I'm on a plane, bitch!
And it’s full of Marines coming back from SERE school. Like an entire class on one flight. I just got up, walked to the back of the plane and they are all passed the crap out, heads lolled to the side, jaws open and drooling.
SERE is some tiring shit.
Karma.
Riiiiiight
Just keep telling yourself that :)
Went snowboarding here yesterday:
Going here today:
Thanks US government, for sending me on a paid vacation with a very attractive man.
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Fuck you, too.
There isn’t anyone in tracks I can stand.
Glad to finally have some honesty on that subject.
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Because a car accident was exactly what I needed to round out my karmic punishment.
If you could have my plane crash on the way to Afghanistan, that would be the cherry on top of a great year.
Thanks, God.
Keith’s is an ihop now. The puppy store at the mall is gone.
Just like our love.
One thing a guy does to fuck up a relationship.
marineswife:
wtf-whynot:
Defend a female friend.
Honestly, don’t do it. If you love the girl you’re with, she should be your only one. That doesn’t mean let her walk all over you, but seriously get some common fucking sense.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Grow a pair of BAWLS. If she’s a female friend, she was PROBABLY there before your current ho-of-the-month. And if your “girlfriend” is that upset...
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martinismocha replied to your post: Interesting
Maybe they just don’t like Sarah Jessica Parker?
HAHAHAHAHAHA. I was going to reply to the other comments, but this is amazing. Bless you.
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“As glad as I am to see all the major players in the Marine Corps and DOD step up...”
– A fellow combat correspondent, on the Marine Corps’ reaction to the YouTube video of Marines peeing on dead Taliban. I, too, would like to know why we aren’t equally upset about the Marine about to be executed in Iran. Or about the woman in hiding in Afghanistan, after being imprisoned...
Interesting
I posted a picture of a horse and immediately lost a follower.
Apparently, if you aren’t bitching someone out or reposting the same motarded crap that every poolee, S/O and boot posts, it isn’t worth following.
At least it’s not hate mail?
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Every 4 years
the presidential elections become a bigger waste of time.
This year, you must chose between a man who thinks it’s acceptable to negotiate with the Taliban, and a man who thinks the federal government should take away women’s reproductive rights and the right to chose whom you marry.
Good luck.
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If I could have a night where I don’t have graphically violent or terribly sad nightmares, that would be great.
Thanks.
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“Your problem is you can’t make a man feel needed. Can’t get the pickle jar open?...”
– …. (via martinismocha)
I just died a little on the inside.
Forever alone.
prettylittledoll asked: I've got an associates under my belt right now and am in a transitioning point in my life.. I feel like the Marine Corps should be my next step since its something I've always wanted. I already regret not joining out of highschool.. and I just turned 22. :\ Better late than never, eh? haha
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“Rhett, do you think I’ll ever dream that I get there to safety?”
“No,” he said, smoothing her hair, “I don’t. Dreams aren’t like that. But I do think that if you get used to being safe and warm and well fed in your everyday life, you’ll stop dreaming that dream. And Scarlett, I’m going to see that you are safe.”
prettylittledoll asked: Just curious, did you join the Marines before or after you got your bachelors degree?
