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corgisandboobs:

cuntwrap-supr3m3:

mirror:

If women catcalled men (X)

Bet those arms could put together my IKEA furniture… New pick up line forever.

The shit people say to women on the street is disgusting and wrong, but I’m not gonna lie…I would greatly like to hear one of these lines sometime in my life.

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overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

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foreverdreamingaboutlife:

sixfeetunderrthestars:

dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

you learn a lot about the human race once you become a cashier somewhere

^^^

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the-murderous-bettie-rage:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE.

(via danthemedicman)

tuhree:

guys be like she gotta have a small waist thick ass big titties cook clean support me never yell or voice her opinion
girls be like i hope this one won’t cheat or abuse me

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annaxbeth:

Hahahaha this is me.

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